Big idiot

The most annoying thing for a man is to be among too many women in the workplace. In different stories or tales it might seem a dream come true, in reallity it's the closest to hell a man will ever be. Because, let's face it, when not beautiful, funny or smart, women are horrible.

First of all: they are ambitious. Ambition is a horrible thing in my view. Ambition, in women, leads to an evil mind. Women pick out possible competition and try to destroy it. They have a weird trick for this: smiling and friendliness combined with the most horrible backstabbing. At some points, this gets so over the top that I can't stop from laughing.

Secondly, women talk about the most lame things; babies, husbands, food, friendship, and when you are really unlucky even sex. Men talk about: hating babies, cheating on their wifes, hilarious drinking stories and porn. Men are just cool. Men around women (in the workplace) turn lame and start mixing both. This is the most sad thing that happens, and I see that daily at work. I am wise and don't mingle with the women and half men-half women. I'm cool and remain to myself.

Women at work complain. It's so annoying hearing sighs, regrets, hopes, wishes. People should shut up and work. It's what I do, it's what all should do.
Women try to make friends at work. Is there anything more sad than this? Is it the colleagues fault that you married too young with some ugly man, while you realise now there is more to life? I think you should leave your fellow workers in peace. I'm happy for those women (and half men that sit around) that they find eachother in friendship, it's sad and lame, but it makes them complain less.

Pretty women at work are very scarce. I mean very very.
Women at work have annoying voices. Sometimes you would love to hit one in the face, just because of that horrible sound they make.

But the biggest idiot ,after all, is me, the man that stays sitting behind his desk. Working some useless papers, making some small living. I should look for freedom and beautiful women. Let me think about that today. Let me dream of that, great idea Fonchito, great idea. Thank God: outside the workplace real women exist. Pretty, smart, funny and with the sweetest voices...